Book of Lists: Horror by Amy Wallace & Scott Bradley & Del Howison

Author:Amy Wallace & Scott Bradley & Del Howison [Wallace, Amy & Bradley, Scott & Howison, Del]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-05-30T01:00:26+00:00

survive intelligent killer sharks and also the ocean. We all know brothers can’t swim, so this ought to count for two. Mr. Cool J

is one lucky Negro.

4. Thir13een Ghosts: Rah Digga plays Maggie, a useless housekeeper/

nanny whose abrasive personality makes Florence from The Jeffersons seem like Alice from The Brady Bunch. Most viewers of the film probably wished her character dead, but miraculously she lives to the end.

5. Dawn of the Dead: Ken Foree decides suicide is not the answer, then kicks zombie ass (accompanied by cheap action music) up to the roof to hitch a ride with the pregnant helicopter-flying chick.

It ain’t his baby, so no sweat.

6. Day of the Dead: Terry Alexander portrays our island-accented chopper pilot John and manages to fly off into the sunset with the girl in a way reminiscent of the previous Dawn of the Dead.

Hey, Zombie Mon, get your dark meat elsewhere.

7. 28 Days Later: By far the most attractive of our survivors, Naomie Harris’s Selena has a cute English accent and is handy with a machete too. Hubba, hubba.

8. Anaconda: Rapper-turned-actor Ice T, uh, I mean Ice Cube, takes a trek into the jungle and defies stereotype by not letting the big snake be his downfall. Plus, he gets to work with a sweaty J. Lo.

Better than a free basket of hot wings.

9. The Thing: Keith David literally chills out with Kurt Russell and waits to see what happens when the home fires burn low at the end of John Carpenter’s classic remake. But honestly, what good can come from a brother working in the Arctic?

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